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Capped
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Sri lankan Beauty
For your enjoyment.
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April 24, 2013, 04:23:56 PM »
Years ago I had to poo
And so I went to use the Lou
Sat on my ass and passed some gas
Then took a dump with my pole half-mast
There was some grief, but the drop was brief
My bladder relaxed and sprayed relief
But a traitor was born within my wee
A rebellious prick, a free spirit of pee
It sprayed through the gap beneath the seat
And made a puddle at my feet
So always remember, when taking a shit
Don't forget to tuck in your dick
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Azbec
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Re: For your enjoyment.
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April 24, 2013, 05:43:23 PM »
Literally 'toilet humour'
But so fucking true xD
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Dec6767
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April 24, 2013, 08:50:05 PM »
that was genuinely fucking hilarious Capped, bravo
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KrisiS
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Re: For your enjoyment.
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April 24, 2013, 09:04:31 PM »
I dont have a nob big enough to suffer from such embarrassments xDD
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Joanne
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Re: For your enjoyment.
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April 24, 2013, 10:00:32 PM »
lol capped but the convo of poop aint great lol
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Capped
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Sri lankan Beauty
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April 26, 2013, 08:04:05 PM »
Another one.
Once upon a Georgia morning, Gracie Nipslip's hot 'n' horny,
Over the pages of a biography so aptly titled "Moonshine Willy"
While she dampens, nearly leaking, suddenly there comes a creaking
Jeffrey sneaking up the stairs to call upon his southern lily
"Just in time," she squeals, "my favourite hillbilly,
We're only cousins, fuck me silly."
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Multi-Vitamine
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A full days worth of Vitamine J
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Re: For your enjoyment.
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April 29, 2013, 05:38:41 PM »
AHAHAHA
damn
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KriS
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Re: For your enjoyment.
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April 30, 2013, 07:04:28 AM »
Im gunna pop some noobs
Only got 9mm in my pocket
I-i-I'm hunttin lookin for a Scope
This is fucking awesome
I'll wear your grand dads clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big ass coat from that noob i owned down the road
i wear your grand dads clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big ass coat from that noob i owned down the road
Im gunna pop some noobs
Only got 9mm in my pocket
I-i-I'm hunttin lookin for a Scope
This is fucking awesome
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Multi-Vitamine
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A full days worth of Vitamine J
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May 01, 2013, 12:34:28 PM »
Good try!
One golden sticker for you!
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