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S!n!StR:
I saw a really funny post on facebook about a student getting 0 points on his test, even though all of his answers were "technically" correct.

It is written in Croatian, but I'll do my best to translate it to English in a way that makes sense:

Test

Q: In which battle did Napoleon die ?
A: In his last battle

Q: Where was the Declaration of independence signed ?
A: At the bottom of the page

Q: What's the main reason for a divorce ?
A: Marriage

Q: What can you never eat at lunch ?
A: Lunch and dinner

Q: What looks like half an apple ?
A: Its second half

Q: What will happen if you throw a red rock into the blue sea ?
A: It will get wet

Q: How can a man endure 8 days without sleep ?
A: Not a problem. He can sleep at night

Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand ?
A: There's no such thing as an elephant with one hand

Q: What do you have if you hold 3 apples and 1 orange in your left hand and 3 oranges and 1 apple in your right hand ?
A: You have really big hands

Q: If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a wall, how long will it take 4 men to built that same wall ?
A: No time at all cause the wall is already built

Q: How can you throw an egg onto concrete without it cracking ?
A: However you want. Concrete is really sturdy so it doesn't crack that easily.


Lol, it made ma laugh to tears when I read it.

TheHeadshrinker:
lol  ;D

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