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GENERAL CONTENT => General Discussion => Topic started by: Azbec on February 15, 2013, 07:59:12 PM
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Seeing as the 'ol three word story has had its fire rekindled, lets start this thing off again!
You know the drill, post a secret about the person above!
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Loves to watch knightey play his clarinet
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^ Loves to touch Knightey's clarinet.
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^ Wishes he had Knightey's clarinet
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^Is knightey's clarinet
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^ Plays his clarinet way too often, even for a teenager
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^ Spends far too much time with teenagers
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^has to deep a voice for such a young gent. makes people wonder.
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Likes to roll around in faeces while coming to the sound of a rugged drunk leprichaun making love to himself after cutting his penis urinating into a beer can whilst watching a member of the european mafia on webcam slamming his hairy ballsack into a desk drawer with a young english lady with a giant ass giggling and fanny farting into a bottle of vodka in the background, a young boy playing his clarinet in the corner staring at two anal bastards giving it to eachother against a wall.
:)
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^ wp
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Wishes he thought of the post above his
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^ doesn't know how right he is :)
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^ Is in love with a fanny farting english woman with a giant ass, will smith would be proud, but not of the mans flat ballsack.
Also purchases vodka bottles with said fanny farts inside at extortionate prices just for a taste of the glory he'll never have.
(Oh yes, im going to make this filthy :D )
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^ needs to get his fucking facts straight ---> a word he doesn't even know being a fruitcake since birth.
also has the tendency of dressing as a filthy cheap 2 pound prostitute, dreaming about "playing" on knightey's "clarinet" all day long.
( i purposely omitted any kind of smileys at the end to make it sound like i'm dead serious, when i'm not )
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^has taken this thing waaaay too far
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^ Likes puppies :(
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^ Wishes he was the £2 prostitute :P
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^ Spent his pot of gold on beer and young lady boys in taiwan
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^ Is still frantically looking for ladyboys in Sri Lanka
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^scares of found partners when dropping his pants
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^ Still watches reruns of teletubbies ..... naked
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^ only knows cos it was in his house on his couch with his mom
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^is always the last one
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^ Pretends to like women
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^Pretends to be a woman
(http://gendertrender.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/norman-ballhorn.jpg)
KrisiS as 'Ellie'
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^ is a woman
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^is 31 :o far too old to be playing computer games.
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^has started his 3rd century, 13 years ago..
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^ Has been told that it'll take at least another 13yr's for his balls to drop
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^is waiting for that moment :)
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^That moment will ever happen for him