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POETRY
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March 02, 2015, 09:14:40 PM »
i'll go first..
only self-made stuff, ja?
As i walk in this aisle
i feel a drip
i feel a drop
i feel some vile bile
left a trail
like a snail
that's it! no more ale
cos my oozy shit is way too pale
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Re: POETRY
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March 08, 2015, 01:03:45 PM »
sigh..
no enthousiastics, eh?
not to worry, i'll do it alone
My ass all clean
My movement lean
Chin up Walk tall
Feel great Having a ball
Something rumbles?!
Self-esteem crumbles..
what to do
with this poo
it caught me by surprise
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March 08, 2015, 04:45:22 PM »
There was a Belgian called Multi
Who's poetry was plainly faulty
His subject concerned shit
So as luck would have it
His favorite meal was a Balti
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March 10, 2015, 09:42:55 PM »
+1
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Re: POETRY
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March 11, 2015, 10:06:41 PM »
Moaning!
Groaning!!
Ghastly gust
the love of dung is a must
it's only fair
that i stare
in what i call
Steamin' Lust
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March 11, 2015, 10:07:09 PM »
Yelled out loud
Dunked it south
Gee, i'm proud
of my sprout
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Re: POETRY
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March 11, 2015, 10:08:03 PM »
Now i wonder
Should i ponder
why i ooze
cos of booze
is this ok?
am i on the right way?
do i need healthcare
for the evil lair
the pile of poo
with a lonely hair
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March 11, 2015, 10:09:10 PM »
I let it splash
beheaded!!!!
it made a rash
so dreaded!!!
what am i to do
with this poo?
too nice to flush
i'm in no rush
but what on earth
could have turned it blue???!!!
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Re: POETRY
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March 11, 2015, 10:10:03 PM »
here i sit on the loo
my cheeks-a-working
thinking of you
the turd is lurking
its head pops out
like the snout
of the prairie-dog-king
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