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GENERAL GAMES => DayZ - Flashback / Standalone & Mod => DayZ Mod - (1.8.8) => Topic started by: Mitton on August 24, 2016, 06:33:23 PM
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The ugN Potato party of Potato Island is now recruiting. We have the following vacancies:
Mouth: Mr Charisma. Smooth talker with potential to corrupt, stir and betray. Must be good at close quarters combat and generally have eyes in back of head. Good scout. Travels light and can kill with a pack of wipes. Thief.
Grease Monkey: In charge of all resources at Potato Island. Includes keeping all vehicles in good working order, all stashes and supplies in good order, and all base defences in good order. Other duties include watchman and finding/making resources when necessary. Sniper first, but good at suppression. Holds high authority over group activity to ensure provisions. Not tethered to base, but takes responsibility and pride for it.
Muscle: Numerous vacancies. The blunt force of the group. Good at the ambush and quick at base raiding. Excellent drivers/pilots, with knowledge of every inch of the map. Can be stealthy when needed, and loud when getting the job done. Never leave a man in the field kinda guy. Always come home with the goods or die trying. Rarely wash and get their nutrients from cigarettes.
All must be good watchmen and handy in base defence situations. KOS forbidden, and must be respectful with banters in side chat. Good career prospects with annual bonus schemes. No pension and no union talk. Traitors will be shot.
Apply now ;D
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Somebody want to explain this?? :o Preferably someone who hasn't just drunk an entire bottle of La Moneda Reserva Malbec! ;D
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Dear Sir / Madam
RE: Grease Monkey
After recently reading your advertisement for 'staff' I would like to put myself forward for the position above.
I feel that in my capacity as a player I have proven myself WORTHY of such an undertaking with a background in killing all things that should not live and an over attention to detail with regards to logistics.
I also feel that this information is all you need to know and would be foolish not to consider this as gospel.
References can be supplied by the corpses I have left in my path. Though they may not be willing to talk on the fear of dying again at my hands.
I look forward to shooting you from a distance in due course.
EDIT: I look forward to hearing from you in due course.
Love and kisses
The dude from the tower..........
PS. If unsuccessful in this application I will settle for Biatch and a Machete, and a can of beans.
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Somebody want to explain this?? :o Preferably someone who hasn't just drunk an entire bottle of La Moneda Reserva Malbec! ;D
Oh dear, mid week as well, tut tut ;-)
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Dear sir/madam
I would like to apply for the position of muscle, if you don't give me the position well you will have an angry scotsman who will shoot you in the face to deal with.
Driving I am good at, heli flying not too bad either as I like to land close to the action.
I feel I can fxxk people up when called for, do all I can to help fallen potato islanders.
Washing is not needed I live in the wilderness and for payment just get me some smokes and I am good.
Hopefully hear from you soon.
Regards
PvtMorph
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As y'know, bein' the smooth talkin' wise guy I am; I'll apply for the role of Mouth... As we all know my oral to ear canal skills are top notch, not to mention my close quarters combat is up to standard!
Got the capability to be sly and sneaky beaky when needed.
I know you'll say yes...
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I feel that in my capacity as a player I have proven myself WORTHY...
PS. If unsuccessful in this application I will settle for Biatch and a Machete, and a can of beans.
Biatch, please... I think you'll find I'm the worthy one:
Grease Monkey: In charge of all resources at Potato Island. Includes keeping all vehicles in good working order ME, all stashes and supplies in good order ME, and all base defences in good order Very ME. Other duties include watchman and finding/making resources when necessary ME. Sniper first ME, but good at suppression ME!!!. Holds high authority over group activity to ensure provisions. Not tethered to base, but takes responsibility and pride for it. All ME biatch!
Perhaps I haven't made myself clear, but come get some (supplies... really, I have everything)!
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Funny as ;D
Dear Sirs
I write with regards to your recent applications for each of the respective positions at Potato Island. First, I would like to thank you for your interest and considered and prompt replies to the vacancies. We hold these qualities in the highest regard, and pride our brand on these solid foundations and more. As you know, at this time, competition for positions in this sector is incredibly high, and it is with a heavy heart that we cannot welcome aboard all who have the required skills. In this instance however, I'm delighted to inform you that you have been successful in your applications, and you may begin employment with immediate effect.
We look forward to welcoming you to Potato Island, and are excited to see you develop into these and future roles. Please report for duty to the HR department promptly for cavity searches and debrief. Not necessarily in that order.
Best Regards
1Potato
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TBH im ok with all the roles.
Just give me one or a few and i will do as instructed, unless you dont know what your on about, or your wrong. but you get the point.
so i can do any and maybe all. however i can backstab well, but can be stealthy to, its up to you, tbh... i dont mind, i could be all 3 if needed, or just 1 guy on a island with a can of beens and my m8 Carl the zombie.
;) ;) ;)
James.
Ps. KOS why would you say sutch a thing? :'(
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Ha ;D
You're in James. We has the perfect role for you. Scuscle. A mix of Scout and Muscle. Also, bus driver in residence ;D
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James should be the sneaky peaky security detail, he be all stealth the boom face shot to intruders
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James should be the sneaky peaky security detail, he be all stealth the boom face shot to intruders
+1 ;D