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Joker
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Yo mama jokes !
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April 10, 2011, 06:43:33 PM »
Hey guys, wazzup
What are your favourite yo mama jokes?
Find a good one
Peace
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Deathbringer
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Re: Yo mama jokes !
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April 29, 2011, 01:06:24 AM »
What do you mean yo mama jokes maybe we don't have at Greece!
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April 29, 2011, 06:38:14 AM »
Yo mama 's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!
Yo mama 's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!
Yo mama 's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller!
Yo mama 's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!
Yo mama 's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th!
Yo mama 's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
Yo mama 's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"!
Yo mama 's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!
Yo mama 's so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama 's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!
Yo mama 's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama 's so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama 's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo mama 's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama 's so fat she uses entire trees to pick her teeth!
Yo mama 's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!
Yo mama 's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!
Yo mama 's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"!
Yo mama 's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama 's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!
Yo mama 's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Car!
Yo mama 's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama 's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama 's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama 's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama 's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo mama 's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama 's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama 's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama 's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama 's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama 's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs!
Yo mama 's so fat she cant reach her back pocket!
Yo mama 's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo mama 's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Yo mama 's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama 's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama 's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo mama 's so short she does backflips under the bed!
Yo mama 's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
Yo mama 's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama 's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
Yo mama 's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
Yo mama 's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama 's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama 's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
Yo mama 's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
Yo mama 's so bald you can see whats on her mind!
Yo mama 's so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama 's so ugly people go as her for Halloween!
Yo mama 's so ugly she scares the roaches away!
Yo mama 's so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama 's so ugly that yo daddy first met her at the pound!
Yo mama 's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama 's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama 's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Planet of the Apes!
Yo mama 's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck!
Yo mama 's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!
Yo mama 's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama 's so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama 's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama 's so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama 's so old she flicked the switch when god said let there be light!
Yo mama 's so old that when she was in school there was no history class!
Yo mama 's so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo mama 's so old her birth certificate says expired on it!
Yo mama 's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!
Yo mama 's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!
Yo mama 's so old she ran track with dinosaurs!
Yo mama 's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!
Yo mama 's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!
Yo mama 's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!
Yo mama 's so stupid when she saw the under 17 not admitted sign, she went home and got 16 friends!
Yo mama 's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama 's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama 's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama 's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money!
Yo mama 's so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911?"!
Yo mama 's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo mama 's so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."!
Yo mama 's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out!
Yo mama 's so stupid she stole free bread!
Yo mama 's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!
Yo mama 's so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners!
Yo mama 's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama 's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama 's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama 's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama 's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama 's so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home!
Yo mama 's so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!
Yo mama 's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up!
Yo mama 's so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund!
Yo mama 's so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain!
Yo mama 's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes!
Yo mama 's so stupid she stole free bread!
Yo mama 's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!
Yo mama 's so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners!
Yo mama 's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama 's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama 's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama 's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama 's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama 's so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home!
Yo mama 's so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!
Yo mama 's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up!
Yo mama 's so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund!
Yo mama 's so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain!
Yo mama 's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes!
Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo moma 's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
Yo Mamma 's so fat they could hold the olympics on her left butt cheek.
Yo Mamma 's so fat she jumped into the lake and the lake replied "I'll wait my turn."
Yo Mamma 's so fat she filled the bath, got in and all the water poured out.
Yo Mamma 's so fat that she became the center of the solar system.
Your momma 's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck in mid-air
Yo Mamma 's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid
Yo Mamma 's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house.
Yo Mamma 's so fat that when she steps on a scale it keeps going and going and going...........and going
Yo mama 's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes
Yo mama 's so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number
Yo mama 's so fat that the last time she had sex it was at a crispy creme dount shop.
Your momma 's so dumb she thought the computer screen saver was TV
Your momma 's so dumb that when she jumped out of a window she went up
Your momma 's so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Your momma 's so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl
Your momma 's so dumb she thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V
Your Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter
Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"
Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.
Your Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"
Your Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower
Your momma 's so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Your momma 's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window
Your momma 's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the any key
Your momma 's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
Your momma 's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice
Your momma 's so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test
Your momma 's so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She sait it was Pay-Per View
Your momma 's so dumb when your dad suggested doggy style she went out the back and started to lick her balls
i think you mean this joker?
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Deathbringer
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Re: Yo mama jokes !
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April 29, 2011, 12:08:20 PM »
This is Yo mama's jokes!
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Joker
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April 29, 2011, 02:54:16 PM »
KriS, you win !
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Flurx
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Re: Yo mama jokes !
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May 01, 2011, 07:32:02 PM »
Yo mama so fat she can hear bacon cookin' in canada
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, the traffic stops when she smiles
Yo mama so poor that your TV only have 2 channels - on and off
Yo momma is so fat, the only alphabet she know is KFC
Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a weight scale
Yo momma so stupid, she throw the clock outside the window to see if time flies
Yo momma so fat, she jump in the air and got stuck
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